![]() ![]() He looks down at the water below and quickly turns back around, only to be smacked right in the face with a boom microphone. Landon is pursued to the edge of the cliff. One human jumps off the cliff with an open umbrella that doesn't help one bit. Humans are jumping from the bluff into the water below, in a vain attempt to elude capture by the apes. We now see that some humans are being chased to a dead end. We see a brief glimspe of Landon's grinning face, his beard still smeared with moist melon. Meanwhile, Landon is running and momentarily gets caught in a net, but escapes, giggling, into the cornfield with apes right on his heels. (OK, OK, in the original version it was a tree stump that snagged the net, not a yard gnome, but yard gnomes are more exciting than tree stumps.) He runs past a large ceramic yard gnome protruding from the ground that the two apes don't see in time, resulting in the shared net snagging on the gnome's pointy hat and jerking the apes off their mounts. Taylor is being pursued by two apes on horseback with an outstretched net between them. More gunshots are heard as hidden nets spring up from the ground and entangle humans, capturing them. Taylor attempts to help her back to her feet, but she pushes him away, apparently reacting to the stench of horse-poo that is radiating from him. As the humans continue to run everywhere, the female that Taylor had noticed earlier has stumbled and fallen. One gorilla has a terrified human cornered, threatening him with a weedeater.Ī view overhead shows that the apes are closing in on the humans in the cornfield from all directions, surrounding them. It is now revealed that the sticks that were cutting a swath through the corn are being handled by gorillas on foot, searching for humans. The humans continue to run in a panic in every direction. STUPID APES ON HORSEBACK! Adding to Taylor's escalating horror, he looks down and realizes that he has dived into a fresh hot pile of horse manure. Taylor breathlessly watches as the first gorilla's horse comes to a sudden halt and a second trailing gorilla's horse collides into the back of the first, catapulting its rider out of the saddle and continuing to gallop off, dragging the rider, whose one boot is caught in the stirrup. He is shocked beyond belief to discover that they are APES! GORILLAS ON HORSEBACK! In his little hiding place, Taylor gets a good look at the riders of the horses. Taylor runs and dives into a thick growth of corn just as dark, menacing, uniformed figures on horses gallop by. The three astronauts spring to their feet and scatter as the sound of the horses' hooves draws even closer. There's a sudden look of pained surprise on Landon's face and tears start to well up in his eyes. Taylor pulls him down, knocks the melon out of his hand, and slaps him on the back of the head. ![]() Landon continues to stand, looking around, still casually munching on a melon, oblivious to what is going on around him. Taylor and Dodge hit the ground immediately as dead and wounded humans fall all around them. Suddenly, the unmistakable sound of gunshots is heard. Taylor, Landon, and Dodge see the sticks and again turn and follow the pack of humans through the cornfield just as the sound of horses hooves is heard. It is the similar effect of a bumbling Jerry Lewis in a choreographed dance routine. The high-pitched whine of a leaf blower can also be heard as the group of humans do an about-face and run the opposite way, running headlong right into the astronauts that were following right behind them. The sound of the approaching sticks makes a whistling noise as they slice through the air into the corn. The humans continue to run through the cornfield until they stop abruptly to the sight of long, tall, sticks whacking and slicing, coming toward them through the cornfield. The three stunned astronauts stare at the action for a moment and then instinctively scramble to follow the fleeing mob into a tall cornfield. It's more than enough annoyance to make you a bit edgy when.Īfter the strange bugle-like sound echoed through the lush valley, the group of wild humans drop their melons and start running away from the direction of the sound. Then, to make things worse, you barely get a few bites of a honeydew melon when all hell breaks loose. What a day! You finally get a break and find an oasis to skinny dip in after you've walked for days and days across a barren wasteland, then you get your clothes stolen by some dirty stinkin' punks in caveman clothes. Well, it seems like happy times are over in the little Eden that our three adventurers had just discovered.
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